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Wow, A $750.00 Ham And Cheese Sandwich!
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A $750.00 Ham Sandwich

Naw, I am not crazy, this has actually happened. Now, suppose you are in a hospital and tomorrow you think you are going to go home. Well, tomorrow morning comes and your anxiety is evident. You even get up to go the bathroom much earlier because you are finally getting discharged from the hospital.

Well, now it is 7:45 AM in into your room, comes your doctor. “Good Morning Doc� and your doctor responds with a cheery “Good morning Louie� I think we might get you out of here this morning. Let me see some things here first.

He gets out his little “finger sized� rubber mallet and bangs on your kneecaps for a couple of times. “Good� he says. “Let me see those ears also�. After he checks everything and even taps on your back a few times, he looks at you and says “Okay, Louie� I am letting you go home this morning. Hooray! Finally.

The last thing that your doctor does is he takes the clipboard chart that is attached to the foot of your bed and makes some entries, and puts the clipboard back. Guess what he has just done? He has signed off and is no long responsible for your well being, unless he makes a notation for you to return at a later date for an examination at his clinic. He virtually has no more obligations and legally and technically, you could get up and walk out.

But, as you get out of your bed in your “Christian Dior� nightgown, with the sleeveless back and those fancy draw strings that are impossible to tie anyway. Who in their right mind would design a gown that ties in the back and expect a grown 250 lb man to reach backwards and tie it so the “cheeks� of his butt don’t show. Impossible. Anyway, after you sneak backwards towards your bathroom and are

about to start putting your clothes on, here comes an offensive guard from the New York Giants football team.

“Where do you think you are going Louie�? She barks. “ I am going home, my doctor says so. “Well, you just get back into that bed and wait until the paperwork comes down. Your mind starts thinking. Gee, I am on the fourth floor of a four story hospital, how in the hell can something come down from a floor above that does not exist? Anyway, the nurse leaves you and soon in comes this petite little girl dressed up like a “brownie� or someone going to a birthday party and she says, “What would you like for lunch�

You reply, “ I am going home this morning and will not be here for lunch� She says “ well I have to have an order just in case you are still here because of any delays and you get hungry�. So, you say, “ I will have one of those ham and cheese sandwiches.

The ham and cheese comes about 11:30 and sure enough, you are a little hungry so you chomp it down. Now, the paperwork comes at 1:00 PM and you are released. BUT, guess what that ham and cheese has cost you. Because you were technically still in the hospital past the 11:00 AM checkout time, you were charged an extra day at the hospital and that was $750.00 WOW, what a lesson.

Happens all of the time. Ask your cousin who is a nurse or your neighbor. They do it all of the time. No wonder our medical costs are off of the charts.

Regis Sauger

Regis Sauger is a licensed Mortgage Broker in Florida, an author, lecturer on credit awareness. He have conducted seminars for underwriters, attorneys, mortgage lenders, realtors and the general public. http://www.yurcredit.com

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